And here we have the remaining chapters of "Whats Happening To My Body." No, we never did find out where those apostrophes went. Regardless, enjoy the rest of this sporking!

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Title: Whats Happening to my Body
Author: AnDyOuCaLlYoUrSeLfAnAdUlT (I don't know, most adults know how to capitalize properly...)
Rating: Three suckers total, for full-frontal OOC, half-baked attempts at porn, a "plot" that chases its own tail for hours, and the Grammar, Spelling and Punctuation That Never Were. The only thing keeping it from more is that it's short, and impossible to take seriously.

Full Name (including any titles): Sora, Riku, Kairi, plus Donald and Goofy, occasionally.
Full Species(es): Canonus Horndogicus, Canonus Voyeurism
Hair Color (include adjectives): As canon, supposedly
Eye Color (include adjectives): As canon, again supposedly.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Sora's little Keyblade Master is up more often than it's down, it seems. He also gains the ability to speak in partial capslock. Kairi miraculously grew perfect round breasts?
Special Possessions (if any): Back issues of 'Playboy.'

Origin: Seventh grade health class.
Connections To Canon Characters: Saw their centerfolds in a porn magazine.
Special Abilities: The ability for Sora to get a hard-on whenever Kairi so much as breathes the same air as him. (And for it to conveniently go away the second he realizes he has it!)
Other Annoying Traits: Everyone cusses needlessly. While Sora discovers the joys and pitfalls of puberty, Riku, Donald and Goofy turn into creepy voyeurs trying to get Sora to look at porn. They also seem to have enough wet dreams within wet dreams within wet dreams to qualify this fic for a run on the Twilight Zone.

I Say/Notes: There's good news and bad news for this fic. The bad news? Every character's personality has been replaced with the mindset of a horny Freshmen, and their escapades become a never-ending cycle of awkward moments, bad sex jokes, and unfulfilled fantasies...all to the tune of first grade level spelling and grammar!
The good news? It's short, and it's frecking hilarious.

Sample:

( Chapter five - In which Kairi is scared of thunderstorms )

( Chapter six - In which Sora talks to his muscles )

( Chapter seven - In which Sora has an Oscar Meyer wiener )

( Chapter eight - In which Kairi gets dirty thoughts, too )

( Chapter nine - In which it was ALL A DREAM. )

( Chapter ten - In which Sora is Winnie the Pooh )

And yes, we're back with something completely new! We're actually also in the middle of sporking "2 Hookers and an 8 Ball," but I read this story in a flash, begged Tegu for us to put "2 Hookers" on hold and do this one first, so that's where we are. It's definitely one of those so-bad-it's-funny situations.

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Title: Whats Happening to my Body
Author: AnDyOuCaLlYoUrSeLfAnAdUlT (I don't know, most adults know how to capitalize properly...)
Rating: Three suckers total, for full-frontal OOC, half-baked attempts at porn, a "plot" that chases its own tail for hours, and the Grammar, Spelling and Punctuation That Never Were. The only thing keeping it from more is that it's short, and impossible to take seriously.

Full Name (including any titles): Sora, Riku, Kairi, plus Donald and Goofy, occasionally.
Full Species(es): Canonus Horndogicus, Canonus Voyeurism
Hair Color (include adjectives): As canon, supposedly
Eye Color (include adjectives): As canon, again supposedly.
Unusual Markings/Colorations/Physical Features: Sora's little Keyblade Master is up more often than it's down, it seems. He also gains the ability to speak in partial capslock. Kairi miraculously grew perfect round breasts?
Special Possessions (if any): Back issues of 'Playboy.'

Origin: Seventh grade health class.
Connections To Canon Characters: Saw their centerfolds in a porn magazine.
Special Abilities: The ability for Sora to get a hard-on whenever Kairi so much as breathes the same air as him. (And for it to conveniently go away the second he realizes he has it!)
Other Annoying Traits: Everyone cusses needlessly. While Sora discovers the joys and pitfalls of puberty, Riku, Donald and Goofy turn into creepy voyeurs trying to get Sora to look at porn. They also seem to have enough wet dreams within wet dreams within wet dreams to qualify this fic for a run on the Twilight Zone.

I Say/Notes: There's good news and bad news for this fic. The bad news? Every character's personality has been replaced with the mindset of a horny Freshmen, and their escapades become a never-ending cycle of awkward moments, bad sex jokes, and unfulfilled fantasies...all to the tune of first grade level spelling and grammar!
The good news? It's short, and it's frecking hilarious.

Sample:

( Chapter one - In which someone's watching Sora fast asleep )

( Chapter two - In which Kairi has boobs )

( Chapter three - In which capslock is a disease )

( Chapter four - In which Riku has porn )

And that's about halfways through the fic. Expect the rest next time!